Actually I did scream “I love you bro” at my best mate and then burst into tears. Granted I was very drunk at the time, however, I feel that only enhances the Klingon experience.
Do I have to make Gowron eyes? I always struggle with those.
They really help with the “terrifying and confusing” part.
To be honest, I feel like love alone is confusing and terrifying enough. And the last woman I opened up to had at least a confused look on her face as well.
It’s pushing them back in that’s the worst part
I just leave them out. Such a hassle.
FYI, it’s ‘Kah-moosh-kha’
"I opposite-of-hate you."
Thank you so very much!! I was SPECIFICALLY hoping to find this the comments!
Now i want to look up klingon grammar…
Klingon is truly the language of
lovethe opposite of hate.

What about Worf’s son?

Worf has no
kingson, Worf needs no son.(Side-note: Worf also wants no son!)
I dont really like star wars, but i absolutely love this meme
It’s a troll post. The picture shows a Wookie and Wookies speak Tatooine
I thought wookies spoke time lord?
That’s a trick answer, Time Lords speak everything.
With the exception of one word: EXTERMINATE‼️‼️‼️
It’s not actually Star Wars! That person is Klingon, which is a character from Babylon 5. Common mistake.
Actually, it’s from Battlefield Earth and they’re called Vogons.
I thought it was a Morlock from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Hot Tub Time Machine
Actually, it’s from Farscape and it’s called a Scarran.
You folks are ridiculous, that’s obviously an Uruk-hai from the Harry Potter books.
Haha, you are so wrong! It’s actually a baby goa’uld but since the angle here shows only upper chest and upwards, you couldn’t see it sticking out of the gut.
But just look at those eyes!! Are you telling me that there isn’t an inhuman glow to them ⁉️
What’s a babby goold? Is that from Starship Troopers?
No! I believe it’s from Princess Dune: 2 Quickly 2 get to Cereus (also: the search for moar money-balls)
Side-note: Scrooge McDuck loves to swim through his gould, though for some reason every time he does about a day later an alien with acid blood and an exoskeleton explodes out of his chest.
They’re the big bads of Falling Skies.

I think I get the Sopranos part of this joke, but is that over a particular music video or something? Is that relevant to the joke?
I’m a fake fan.
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
That would constitute the offense of stalking, I’m afraid.












