Well I don’t. I’d much rather Trump gets his head blown off than her.

I have an electric razor from The Beard Club. My previous one was this Phillips, and it is leagues upon leagues better.

…it’s in a box. Up or downwards won’t make much of a difference.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Burned or Burnt?

The only ones with a decent video player are Hulu and Apple. You hit seek back, and it just goes back a few seconds with a preview, then you hit ok, and it loads quickly and plays. Max is the exact opposite. Netflix is still finicky with this like 15 years later, and Amazon has different functionality for every device I’ve used.

…electric buggaloo?

But Elon has no clue why everyone thinks he’s a nazi

Grow and Grow Up by a studio owned by Ubisoft. Cool little games though.

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Representative Stefanik, a vocal critic of Columbia, hammered the university on X after the arrests.

“President @realDonaldTrump is right: not a single taxpayer dollar should go to a university that allows chaos, antisemitism, and civil rights violations on its campus. Columbia must act – enough is enough,” she wrote.

…what? This paragraph makes no sense. How is this quote hammering the university, when it agrees with their actions?

To be totally fair, that’s only because you’re a moron who’s arguing about things you don’t understand. Moron.

No. This is not covered by freedom of speech.

It’s not healthy, it makes your head cold all the time. Having hair is healthier.

This is some Back to the Future shit. Are you an x-man, because this is uncanny.

Actually…yes, kinda of. I just started taking Midnite when I have trouble sleeping, and I normally fall asleep about 2.5 seconds after my head hits the pillow.

This looks to me like proof of full on dementia.

Holy crap, you put a lot of thought into my issue, lol thank you.

That’s not quite what we have though, the display is like a modern tablet, and if, and only if you login can you watch the Pelaton-style videos, which are your only options for workout programs.

My microwave thinks it’s a regular oven and keeps beeping if you don’t open the door. It doesn’t seem to understand it has stopped on its own and can shut the fuck up now.

My apartment gym has a Nordictrack treadmill that I hate nearly every aspect of. First of all, it requires you login to use any of the programs, which doesn’t really work with 200 potential users. It has lost internet every single time I’ve used it and needs a restart, even though I use manual mode, the UI buttons are tiny and impossible to read while you’re running, and don’t respond correctly, and worst of all, there’s no goddamn place to put your phone so you can watch Netflix.