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minus-squareviral.vegabond@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102·9 days agoAlso, what if it wasn’t clipped short. Instead, you could grow it out a little to have a built in baseball cap
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·9 days agoBut which way would it grow?
minus-squareFmstrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoOur largest predator would be a hammerhead shark.
minus-squareSlovene85@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoWoah, are you saying viral.vegabond is a human trafficker?
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 days agoRemember to look down when filing it, though. Don’t want to get scalp nail in your eyes.
minus-squareviral.vegabond@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoTrue, nobody likes it when they get scalp nail in their eyes. Lol
minus-squareVibeSurgeon@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 days agoExtreme convenience. How cursed our biology is to have robbed us of this functionality
minus-squareT156@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 days agoOn the other hand, we’ve also never had to deal with an ingrown headnail, so small mercies.
minus-squarered_tomato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoPeople probably would attach ornaments to the grown head nail.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoWould you use a giant nail-polish brush or use the little ones to do elaborate artwork?
minus-squareviral.vegabond@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoGiant, gotta get shit done. Lol
minus-squareviral.vegabond@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agolike piercings or something, kind of?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoAnd you could like carve it into cool shapes or harden it into a head spike for killing rich people.
minus-squareviral.vegabond@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoI like where you’re going with this.
minus-squareTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoYay. no sun in my eyes.
minus-squareviral.vegabond@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 days agoPainting it would be an option too. Or sharpening it. The possibilities are endless!!
minus-squareTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days agoSharpening it so you can headbutt someone else in a human mating ritual lol .
minus-squareviral.vegabond@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoYes, definitely something one -could- do…
Also, what if it wasn’t clipped short. Instead, you could grow it out a little to have a built in baseball cap
But which way would it grow?
You hit the nail on the head.
Our largest predator would be a hammerhead shark.
You just sold me.
Woah, are you saying viral.vegabond is a human trafficker?
Remember to look down when filing it, though. Don’t want to get scalp nail in your eyes.
True, nobody likes it when they get scalp nail in their eyes. Lol
Extreme convenience. How cursed our biology is to have robbed us of this functionality
On the other hand, we’ve also never had to deal with an ingrown headnail, so small mercies.
People probably would attach ornaments to the grown head nail.
Would you use a giant nail-polish brush or use the little ones to do elaborate artwork?
Giant, gotta get shit done. Lol
like piercings or something, kind of?
And you could like carve it into cool shapes or harden it into a head spike for killing rich people.
I like where you’re going with this.
Yay. no sun in my eyes.
Painting it would be an option too. Or sharpening it. The possibilities are endless!!
Sharpening it so you can headbutt someone else in a human mating ritual lol .
Yes, definitely something one -could- do…