“Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O’Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?”
“Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O’Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?”
“…”
“did I not use ‘Shit Brick’ correctly, sir?”
I cackled! :D
Now I can only imagine that twist to be Picard taking the biggest shit of his life.