H-he was just trolling the media! He cares a lot! About me personally! He tells me so in my fantasies where we hang out and become friends.

• The average MAGAt

The only thing wrong in this comic is the implication that Melania would let Donald touch her hand in private.

Sick.

Let me huff some paint and fuck my cousin.

Ok, now I’m a conservative.

Where do I vote for these champions and how do I give them all my money?

I’ll never get tired of tiny hands

She’s thick like a Pixar mom in that picture.