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Memes have taught me that the most common form of bisexuality is “every woman who can kick my ass and every man who can’t.”
It’s always slightly bizarre seeing everyone in these circles be into masculine women and feminine guys; meanwhile i’m sitting here being almost exclusively attracted to broadly standard expressions of extreme femininity and extreme (hairless) masculinity, but somehow also really into dicks regardless of what it’s attached to yet absolutely not even remotely into puss unless it’s on a girl.
It feels like bringing an electric pennyfarthing to a convention for motorized unicycles
Buff Femboys aren’t non-existent.
Just way too few and way too underappreciated TT
There are few popular ones, thankfully.
(Don’t be mistaken btw, that’s a big guitar.)
Aren’t those just like, twunks?
Twunks in maid outfits?
Gotta diversify your portfolio
Non-negotiables for a potential life partner:
- Every gender at the same time
- Hot
- Not an idiot
Seems like a steep requirement, I’d be fine with:
- [0…n] Genders
- >= 35°C
would
Swamp witch
One of those two wolves (realistic anthro)
The other of those two wolves (mascot costume looking)
Butch lesbro
Horse girl
Hearts of iron player
Horse girl (thinner, not as poor, can always find a vein)
Call of duty player
Magical fey creature (theater kid)
The gender that is not included in the list of all genders
Magical fey creature (cursed)
Party gay
Operator
Warrior monk
Meth
Psychedelic bro
Psychedelic monk
Dandy
Bravo (renaissance)
Biohacker
Gymbro
Valley girl
Sports fan
Car Guy(rich)
Car Guy (greasy)
Apocalypse maiden
International man of mystery
SCIENCE!
Librarian
'Science’ bro
Line cook
Continued
every gender
You sure?
Turns out I’m just really into people who reject the binary gender expectations of society, but I also really like the bi flag
Based
The queerian flag (microlabel for “attraction to queerness”) is really cool!
I like that!
I think part of it is feeling safer around people who don’t rigidly conform to gender norms
I’ve recently realised that what I’m “really into” is just people enjoying themselves and having a good time with whatever they’re doing, almost regardless of the specifics of that doing.
Obviously there are a few hard lines that I won’t ruin the vibe by enumerating here, but broadly speaking, you do you, and I’m here for it.
Narrator Tidus voice: I had forgotten… about bisexuality
The erasure is all too real.
And so does everyone else, all the time
“By the way, I’m bisexual, I forgot – that’s my announcement. How do you turn this shit off?”
Have you tried pulling the plug?
