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birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Dad for a Minute@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Dad, are any of these actual things?

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Dad, are any of these actual things?

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birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Dad for a Minute@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    All of them are optional, except, “That’s not going anywhere.” If you don’t pat it, and say that, it’s coming off 100%.

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      With an “ope” or “whelp”

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        Midwesternism intensifies

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      Pointing at horses isn’t optional as well. They’re horses!

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        We call horses, sheep and cows: hay bales. I forget what it was but there were some neat looking hay bales on a drive (like I don’t know, all I saw were the cows) and my wife said “look at the hay bales”. I would say she isn’t living it down but it’s usually her saying it now. Inside jokes and all.

        Thanks to I forget who on here, children walking home from school are geese. I should have screenshote that

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        Also cows.

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      I use *whistle* "that looks secure“

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      I see you are also likely a fan of Craig Alanson’s ExForce novels!

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