This is a teaser. It’s not meant to answer all those questions (although the full hardware page does answer a lot). It’s to get you thinking and talking about it. More details will come, but they haven’t even announced an order date and deliver is still “early 2026”.

What is farming if not gardening at scale?

Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.

So much this. Noita is an amazing game and after a few hundred hours, there’s still things I’ve not seen or done or really even understand.

Sounds like you need to wake up, not the middle class.

Are you trying to be funny or do you genuinely not know?

What does the American middle class “waking up” look like?

You really get robbed on the salted variety. You get 9 extra peanuts worth in the unsalted package.

I love that as I skim through this short novel you posted, Burrito is bolded everywhere.

It costs all telephony users money to receive texts. Even texts they don’t want they are still on the hook for. It’s not much, only about 6/10’s of a cent, but still. Every reply you send results in them being billed.

I suspect if you write to tim@epicgames.com and very nicely and politely ask him to close your account because you don’t agree to the terms, his office will make that happen for you.

Are you speculating or is there another source that says that? The article linked here didn’t specify.

I wanna know what possesses someone to eat 80 magnets. Not 70 or 60 or even 2. 80.

Generally what I’ve heard is that raccoons are very sweet and docile when young. They turn problematic as pets as they age.

Electrically actuated door latches are one of the worst ideas in the world.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68622898

https://apnews.com/article/tesla-crash-doors-musk-regulators-accident-burning-trapped-2a710dbbb859436090e0a4cb8a7c8f4c

treating them

Yeah, I like that. People get sick, often through no fault of their own and we all deserve compassion and treatment.

purging them

Oh.

Very interesting site! Thanks for sharing

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I’m so confused, did his boobs get removed?

I’m right there with ya.