I have questions and there is only one answer ill accept. - eviltoast
  • @eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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    188 months ago

    Humans aren’t that tall… anymore

    Not since the Eiffel Tower starting broadcasting 5G to shrink us down over generations so our tiny hands could build complex computers. Wake up sheeple.

  • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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    168 months ago

    The Eiffel tower is a trans-dimensional beacon. If you use the elevator to travel to the basement you’ll find yourself in a mirror world.

    • @Songar87
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      28 months ago

      So the poster for As Above So Below then…

      • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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        18 months ago

        I was thinking more like the Monument Mythos, except instead of Special Trees extending up and down infinitely, it’s the Eiffel Tower.

  • @Tixanou@lemmy.world
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    88 months ago

    They just build a little, jump, build a little, jump… Just like in Minecraft. I thought this was obvious.

      • kase
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        18 months ago

        But we must assume there are smaller aliens, or else who would have built the pyramids? Or maybe the aliens built those before they were fully grown?

  • @dustyData@lemmy.world
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    38 months ago

    The guy who invented the ancient alien theory that, believe it or not, didn’t exist until he wrote a book in the 80’s; is one of the producers of the History channel show. And he is my personal reminder that any idiot can get a book published.

  • Norgur
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    28 months ago

    They threw up large mounds of dirt to either side of the Tower and built it through those… duh!