Mike Johnson: 'Depraved' America Deserves God's Wrath - eviltoast

He cited, as supposed evidence, the decline of national church attendance and the rise of LGBTQ youth — the fact, Johnson lamented, that “one-in-four high school students identifies as something other than straight.”

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      If I had to invent a strawman to epitomize everything wrong with Republicans, it would not be as abhorrent as Mike Johnson because he’s fucked up in ways I haven’t even thought about.

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        I have to admit “Republican without a bank account” and “shares lack of porn activity with son” were not on my GOP bingo card.

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        … he’s fucked up in ways I haven’t even thought about.

        because… you’re fairly normal. normal people don’t think like he does. Even modestly fucked up people don’t think like he does.

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        They should get serious then. There’s almost always a George Carlin quote ready:

        And you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a god damn demonstration, didn’t they? They knew how to put on a fucking protest. Light yourself on FIRE! Come on, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke.