cm0002@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoWhen you try to spread cold butter on toastlemmy.mlimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1585arrow-down16cross-posted to: funny@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1579arrow-down1imageWhen you try to spread cold butter on toastlemmy.mlcm0002@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square38linkfedilinkcross-posted to: funny@lemmy.ml
minus-square13igTyme@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·2 months agoYour toast is too soft and not toasted enough.
minus-squarecm0002@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoBut…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou ain’t right. Hahahaha, made me snort.
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.
Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough.
But…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
You ain’t right.
Hahahaha, made me snort.
Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.
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