Gay people didn't exist until 2009 apparently - eviltoast
    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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      I was talking with a doctor friend of mine. She told me that she had a new patient, a 75 year old man. She asked him if he had any medical problems, or took any meds. He said no. She was very impressed by his great health. Then she asked how often he saw a doctor. Hadn’t seen one in 20 years.

      If you don’t look for it, you’ll never see it.

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    Yeah, not even two decades after the first colours got invented in '91, Fabulous Inc. had cornered the market and bought all of them. On the press event where the CEO signed the deal for the last remaining colour, Turkish Blue, a tragic accident happened.

    As he was fitting Turkish Blue into his suitcase, he formed the first-ever rainbow, which immediately started radiating violently, turning the whole event into a massive gay orgy.

    Even more tragically, though, they had brought in colour cameras to capture the Turkish Blue, and so, everyone who was watching at home, got directly exposed to the rainbow colours, too.
    Loving husbands, grandpas, child sons, they all got turned into gay people.

    Only upside is that we also got lesbians out of this.

    • Doug [he/him]@midwest.social
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      2 years ago

      I’m more confused by the pollution in 2009 that didn’t exist in 1979.

      And why didn’t they make the last one 2039?