Lord of the rings is shit - eviltoast

Its very boring, the films are too long and i have originally no idea how some people can have a yearly lotr marathon.

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    1 year ago

    Dude ROTK has like a whole hour of movie after the final battle lmao at some point it’s ridiculous

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      1 year ago

      Totally true to the book in that regard, shit refused to end on any kind of high note.

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        1 year ago

        The ring gets destroyed about halfway through the last book

        The rest of the book is almost equally divided between Aragorn getting inaugurated, going back to Rivendale, the scouring of the shire, life in the shire afterwards, Frodo Bilbo and the elves going to the undying lands, and then the appendices lol

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      1 year ago

      Exactly. Being close to pissing myself in the cinema due to the incessant false summit endings soured that film a bit. Rewatching the extended version at home was amazing though.

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        1 year ago

        fades to black Oh that seems like kindof a weird place to end, just stuck on a rock in the lava field.

        fades to black Oh okay, so it was just a little transition. Yeah makes sense for aragorn to be king.

        fades to black Alright, this is getting weird. Sam and Frodo are back in the Shire and Sam’s going to ask this girl out now?

        fades to black Jesus, I get it okay. Frodo is headed off to the undying lands, cool.

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      1 year ago

      The ring is destroyed like halfway through the last book. Tolkien was really into worldbuilding, and he refused to let the ring be the end of it. He had to ramble for another half a book about the fallout afterwards. Aragon getting crowned king, Frodo getting banished to the Shadow Realm, some more politicking in Rivendell, and I think we hear a little bit about the elves too?

      I’m also not a fan of the series, FWIW. I read the books. Gave them a fair chance. And fucking hated every minute of it, because I kept expecting it to get better. Because everyone loses their shit over it, so it has to get good eventually, right? I’m a massive fantasy nerd, but LOTR is just a slog.

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        1 year ago

        Don’t forget the part where they get back to the Shire and they fight off… just some dudes. Over some tobacco. They’ve fought orks, goblins, a giant spider and saved the fucking world. But their arc can’t be complete without fighting a couple guys in the woods I guess.