That Iron Man is pretty ferrocious

And Tin Man canned their evil project.

Iron Man is a magnetic Fe-male, Aluminum Man just can’t attract anyone.

Iron Man flattens the bad guys.

Yet somehow, Copper Man keeps catching all the charges

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He was cooler when he was Aluminium Man

Neodymium man always attracts trouble

You cantrust aluminum man.

Goldman is dense and intellectually malleable

Fiberglass Man is completely insulated from evil people impulses

Iron Man can always attract lots of friends, but Aluminum Man is always alone - he’s not magnetic like that

Aluminum man is much easier to melt.

The aluminum man has a back brace, a large nose, and looks like a giant bird.