“Start a business” almost certainly means “Buy into an MLM scam.”
Don’t forget the standard “Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business.” Then run it into the ground.
“It’s not an MLM when you are at the top”
Selling Scentsy
That’s my first thought when i see this. Her own business probably rhymes with schmerba life
Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔
Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.
True actually
…who took the picture? 🧐
That poor intern
what a shit job 😔
That poo intern?
This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.
Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn’t too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.“Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don’t you see I’m grinding!! You don’t get it, we are not the same.”
Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.
You know? At my workplace colleagues love talking about the building urinals. Some claim to have been able to make eye contact with people at their desks while refreshing themselves. Maybe that fetish belongs in LinkedIn?
OF doesn’t allow that anymore.
This is how you get hemorrhoids.
This how you discover you already got them.
Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you’ve got them.
Actual LinkedIn shitpost
pooping photo
just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)
Classy all around. Hope she’s on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.
Let’s be real “starting a business” probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM
Replace “employees” with “downline” then
So busy she’s got time to stage a fake photo from the toilet and make a wishy-washy LinkedIn post about how fucking busy she is.
The Temu version of Ferris Bueller’s girlfriend could have shit, washed hands, and been back on her laptop on the couch in the time it took to make this bullshit post.
Can’t tell if real or not
Its got to be top tier satire.
“Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!”
—Countless future business partners
This advice is crap
She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.
Shit particles are on basically every surface.
It’s all about the dosage
Sharticles
Pink eye is so sexy
This is one of those reasons why I really don’t mind the Web 2.0 Walled Garden to some degree.
LinkedIn makes the wall very high, and the people inside the wall are mostly insane like this. That’s not a walled garden, that’s an asylum.
In Buddhism, we would call it the realm of hungry ghosts, lower than the animal realm (as in base, animalistic desires) and one step above the hell realm. A realm of self-imposed suffering where people can’t do anything of merit to burn off karma.
And people like this don’t want to leave at all. It’s killing them, and they are deluded into “loving” it. Let them stay there. I don’t want their illness anywhere I normally enjoy life.
