Lemmy, if you were do to it, which Pokémon would you get a tatttoo of? And why? - eviltoast

Was just having this discussion in real life.

I’d get Farfetch’d or Psyduck. Just to go for a duck theme on my thigh.

  • Chozo@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I’m just waiting for OP to edit the title to “Which Pokemon would you have sex with?” The comments are a lot funnier under this context.

    That said: Machoke.

    For both the original and alternate question.

    • SpookyUnderwear
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      1 year ago

      Obligatory:

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

    • Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      I’m pretty sure there are Lemmy communities covering that topic in graphic detail. All you have to do is swipe that “Hide NSFW” switch.

  • popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    I’ve been tempted to get ‘surprised Pikachu’ tattooed on me someplace.

    I don’t know why, but that meme always makes smile when it’s in a ‘leopard’s eat my face’ way

  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Probably Gengar but at the same time I feel like that’s one of the default pokemon tats

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    1 year ago

    I always liked Abra’s evolution tree. If I had an artistic representation of them I think it would be cool.