He doesn’t have the braincell currently.
“I grossly overestimate my habilities”
“…and underestimate my weight”
That cat needs to lose some serious weight!
Maybe the camera adds 10 pounds, which matters more when you are only 10 to begin with
“Don’t take a picture of me”
Takes a picture anyway
Catdolf: “Fly, you fools!”
Ngl, my first association with “Catdolf” was not LotR.
Vas is ze meaning of zis?!
My adopted orange gets himself into a similar pickle. Turns out the poor little baby has arthritis. And maybe more. Still awaiting all his blood test results… Make him a ramp, or something. My cat trees have all sorts of added boards connecting to book cases and built in cupboards, and limit how high he has to jump It’s not pretty, but I don’t care. It widens his world and gives him places to retreat to in peace.
There is a ramp, or something. It just happens to be on the other side.
The problem here is clearly neurological (i.e., it’s some other orange cat’s turn with the neuron).
fat child
It’s always the orange one…
Fat
This is why you have sharp claws and rabbit feet, sweetheart.
Oof, he’s a bit of a chonk. They need ton get him one of those wheels and a laser pointer.
what child? I only see a cat?
the cat is the child
so then this post was written by a cat?
Found the unempathic, non cat owner…
no i love cats but i hate children
calling your cat your child is weird but you do you i guess
Cats are awesome.
People who pretend their pets are their children are awful.
u dum
it was written in the perspective of the cat
