Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository? - eviltoast

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

  • Blake [he/him]@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.

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      1 year ago

      I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

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        1 year ago

        Please don’t lump us in with those people. That’s not a “hetero” thing it’s just a disgusting person thing.

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        That’s not heterophobia, that’s just being horrified by ignorant bigots that are also hetero.

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      People who do not wash their asses and genitals are greasy basement bozos. I do not care about their gender or other credentials.