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Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration…
That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.
Ha ha onion go funny
It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.
The sun truly is setting in the west.
I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
That’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.
Oh, your joke was obvious enough.
I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays… I mean, it’s hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.
The turtle moves!
Yes ! Indeed
The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.
Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?
They’re lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I’ll tell you that
DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Not again!
They can’t keep getting away with it!
I’m so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don’t worry. I’m not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
It’s because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.
Wait what’s this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
not quite, Americans are Europeans as well… Just ancient.
/jk
Hello darkness, my old friend.
And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH
Ah, I see it’s that time of the day again
Here I thought the onion was satire…
