I walked every one of the 42,069 miles/km of this pic barefoot. I am not the being that first began this journey.

Good LORD. Scrolled the whole damn thing on my feed, then opened it and had to scroll all over again to comment. I made it. 10/10 would scroll again. Also fuck ‘Salt bae’. Fucking piece of shit.

This is a masterpiece. We should broadcast it into space 24/7 so aliens know to stay away from us.

Getting a tendonitis was never this entertaining.

Thank you

Is it really a good one though?

Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

I wish more news and op-eds were structured like this

End made me laugh thanks.

Dunno about pizza, but this made me hungry for a Mexican torta with pineapple.

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Truly inspirational. I strive to achieve such a glorious screenshot

This should be a video, or a TV show, or something

Can’t wait for Tumblr to join the Fediverse