I don’t know what to do with this information
Whoa, it’s wild seeing the map of “places that ban us”
Kind of. “Places that an adult in their own home has to register with the state to see porn, so pornhub disables the state”
They try to regulate porn by mandating a user show their id to the provider, and they totally won’t abuse that list of users at all they pinky swear
the worst thing about this is that the VPNs people use to get around it will mess up the data. we may never know which state really looked up flogging the most on valentine’s day :(
Apparently Louisiana was “smart” and allows a third party to do this for them, called AllpassTrust. Pornhub is fine with this type of verification, which is why LA is the only southern state here (GA isn’t southern enough).
Yeah, if it was just age verification there are third party services that do it in a secure way, and I’ve always said we could implement things like you verify with your browser that you’re over 18, and at the protocol level it would the allow or deny
Of course age verification isn’t the actual goal, so none of those privacy respecting approaches are ever considered in most places. Download what you can now, I’m guessing this is coming for the nation
Yeah there’s some that try and do ID verification here… Like verification by webcam AI age shit. No no no no no.
NO
I feel like that’s the real message in this map.
1: Haha, look at funny sex words!
2: Wait, why are all those states…
3: … Ohhh shit.
I dunno but I think i see a match in progress between Colorado and Georgia.
I was like “wow no incest shit!”, but then I realized most of the southern states are blocked now.
It’s only because it’s the relative top searches.
The whole country is after their step sis.
Wonder how this map would look globally.
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Holy shit like half the country is missing. Fucking nanny state horseshit
I’m surprised Indiana is on there, unless people are submitting their IDs. I personally get my porn fix from a nice young man on an electric scooter every Thursday.
Not to kink-shame but, wtf Alaska?
They’re just a more prepared California.
Honestly, Indiana has me more baffled.
I don’t know what that is, and I’m afraid to search it!
The sound of an air pocket getting forced out of the vagina during sex. Essentially a pussy fart.
Curiosity killed the cat… I recieved no satisfaction from that answer.
Wyoming and Ohio need each other.
Wyoming and Ohio lead to Colorado.
All those blank states. VPN profits must be up.
Im in texas. I was getting the hub from colorado. Today Im more in a Wyoming sort of mood. Need to get the best results. Time to change servers.
Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️
And turn into New Hampshire and New Mexico someday
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Oh sure, now that I’ve left Indiana, suddenly being queer is a good thing…
That says queef.
Ah.
I may not be wearing my glasses and I may have had some wine.
Hope it’s a good wine, that sounds lovely
It was worth the low price I paid, so yes. Thank you.
id prefer it said queer, queen, queesy or queso over queef.
So you know, searching Pornhub for queso gets you videos with cheese in the title.
I needed to check. For science.
queso over queef
I feel like we should stop combining them into sentences or else porn will be made.
and I don’t want that.
not today…
😭
I just think that it’s both sweet, and a little sad, that there are searches for “hugging”, “intimate”, and “cuddling”.
Has someone checked in on Wyoming, North Dakota, and Ohio? They seem like they might be lonely.
It’s probably no accident that those and the other two with “wedding” and “husband” are all northern states. It’s still winter right now, which means that they’re still getting really short days, which makes people feel sad.
It’s not just the short days. It is currently 2°F outside and on Monday the forecasted high temperature will be -9°F. People are cold and lonely.
alaska be like
I misread, absolute enema
Absolut enema?
That’s called boofing and is strongly advised against.
Seeing hugging and cuddling makes me curious. Are there videos of people just cuddling on those kinds of platforms? That seems really wholesome unless it’s awkward naked cuddles.
It also surprises me that so many of the top searches include things I feel are labeled as kinks. Aren’t they things that only small demographics enjoy, if so many people enjoy it is maybe wrong to perceive it that way?
What’s awkward about naked cuddles? As a queer woman it’s probably my favourite thing to do with a partner. Skin to skin contact is just really healing.
Maybe it’s just lack of experience, I suppose with certain people it wouldn’t be too bad. The hair might be annoying as not all of it as soft as on my head but I think I’d be uncomfortable.
On your second paragraph, notice its “relative searches” which it then explains in the subheading. Not top searches.
If debauchery like “hand-holding” got 0.5% of searches in one state while in other states it got 0.1% of searches, and there wasnt as much a difference for other terms, thats the top relative search.
But it doesnt tell us anything about how many people actually searched for it.
I understood it as the one with the highest percentage in that state at first. What you said makes a lot more sense and is a bit of a relief.
Im guessing the map wouldnt get much attention for top searches, those would probably be very normal things, so they went for this method :)
MA so wholesome
Add Minnesota, Wyoming, New York, and, what the heck, you get in there too Michigan … You old gooner.
Michigan gets cold, it’s survival instincts kicking in.
You can crawl in like a Tonton on Hoth.
Man, the number of places pornhub has pulled out of (hehehe) is nuts. Georgia is the only surprise on here, since Louisiana has some government program there using to stay live.
is nuts
🤭
They’re like the Luxottica of porn, hundreds of brands all owned by one place. Even if pornhub left, the vast majority of all their other sites are still available in any given state.
Wyoming really needs some emotional help
Meanwhile, Louisiana… 👀
Not sure if self or not.
So does N Dakota
And Ohio
I see gramps from Illinois is typing his questions into the wrong search bar again.
