Why attach two different versions of the same post?

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sad dog episode is called Jurassic Bark, to help with identification for those wanting to avoid it

So, you’re both in heaven and the last person to leave loses, assuming you mean just out of the two of you (since this is about winning a competition against the devil), the devil would leave immediately and win. Are you assuming the devil can’t then claim your soul since you’re already in heaven? Why not just make it “the last one to leave wins” and then you and the devil are in a staying-in-heaven stalemate.

Exactly, these just happen to be the clothes that he hadn’t yet worn into oblivion

pfft, clearly a DDR pad is the superior Excel navigation peripheral

Oh, I’m sorry, did you waste a fuckton of money on a bullshit regurgitator that isn’t profitable

What an odd thing to expect, that things would still be so similar after 250 years. Of course they wouldn’t recognize it, nor should they.

Oh my god, that’s terrible! Where are these construction sites so that people can avoid them?

She’s actually contemplating the absolute truth of the universe, please don’t interrupt

You know, all those high schooler mixologists. With their own portable bars. Totally reasonable you guys, c’mon help 'em out!
Classic !choosingbeggars@lemmy.world behavior.

id develops Doom, Bethesda is the publisher, both of which are owned by ZeniMax, itself owned by Micro$lop under the Xbox division

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Why are you pretending that you aren’t one weird canal obsessed motherfucker making a new account every week to dredge up the same nonsense when you’ve been told repeatedly all the ways in which it is plausible to not be able to get out

In many parts of the country it obviously never stopped being the case. We just tried to sweep it under the rug for a couple decades and pretend it wasn’t there, but now it’s started leaking out again.

to reflect current market dynamics because we can, fuck you pay me

Nice attention to detail on the thicker/thinner white parts of the diagonal stripes

Yeah I’m sure Cuckerborg was reeeeal humiliated

Another thing is centralization. Cloudflare has a fuck-up? A huge swath of the internet might go offline for hours.

Fairly simple home remedy for that