China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen - eviltoast
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    2 days ago

    “But what if I were to purchase fastfood and disguise it as my own cooking lobby the government to ban my competitor for being a national security threat? Oh oh oh, delightfully devilish Samuel!”