The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1448arrow-down123
arrow-up1425arrow-down1external-linkIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·1 day agoShe’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·1 day agoTo all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours ago Never stick your dick in crazy more than once. FTFY
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoAbsolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 day agoTruth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoDon’t be a fool, use your tool
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoI can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoTo all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoVasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
FTFY
Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
Don’t be a fool, use your tool
I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.