My big one is that they need to stop asking why I applied for their company. The real answer is I want a new job, and I blasted out a hundred applications. I didn’t choose your company specifically.
My big one is that they need to stop asking why I applied for their company. The real answer is I want a new job, and I blasted out a hundred applications. I didn’t choose your company specifically.
We ask why you applied to our company specifically to screen for candidates that are excited about the product and its mission. Granted, I do work in the space industry.
How often do you get an answer with aliens in it?
Heh, not yet, unfortunately.
Maybe a better question: how many of your applicants do you think are hiding their obsession with aliens from you? 😂
An even better question: How many of your applicants are actual aliens who are looking for a ride home?
They’re easy to spot. Their last job is always at a phone company.
Nah, they know we only have chemical propulsion that can’t even achieve a respectable %c. They know they are here to stay, and that we will extort their tech if we found out their true origins.
Ahh, subvert our efforts and keep their home environment sanitized of us. Makes sense!