It’s not opinion, you irresponsible doofus, but verifiable fact at this point - hence the article.

You can’t prevent people from growing it themselves at home no, but selling high grade over the counter? Heeeell no. Not in my country.

That would get cannabis super banned almost instantly after legalization, which would be dumb, counter productive - and irresponsible.

And if you went around distributing it without clearly informing of it’s THC/CBD ratio and the implications thereof?

Straight to jail - because it could be a costly, irresponsible form of stupid, that could cause harm to someone else and lasting damage to them - all because “that shit be hype”?

One year in prison. Same as when selling ethanol. No exceptions.

“One hit shit”. You mean noisy, loud, tweak head shit. Why not skip a step and go straight to meth? Maybe synthesize a concentrate you can inject straight into your groin even. Call it groinnabis. Smh.

You’re right…

…put NixOS on dat thang.

Listen, I tell my countrymen all the time: we want to legalize, but only "low grade* to “mid grade”. I.e not high grade. We’re kind of strict though, almost dry state. Why?

Skunk and the likes have been bred to maximize THC content at the cost of the CBD content. The problem there being that THC is psychoactive and in strong amounts can even be sort of psychedelic, whereas CBD is an antipsychotic that counteracts the negative effecta THC has.

The bigger nut though - and this is the frustrating part - THC can never actually cause psychosis, but can bring out latent psychotic tendencies or be part and parcel of bringing onset psychosis - but a drunken stooper or even an intense run could do that too.

When it comes to high grade tho: do not fuck around with it. If you’ve never tried cannabis, make sure you don’t get a skunk type strain or anything that is deemed “heavy”. It’s not necessary anyway, it’s just a stupid trend between bros to try to out stone or out high each other. “Ooo, I’m the most high! ha ha ha ha”

It’s been an arms race between breeder for decades now regarding maximizing THC content, but let me just say gtfo here with that noise. Give me a working man’s spliff any day, thank you very much. We’re supposed to function as well.

haha get out.

It’s all that tip money.

“Upgrade”? Every other option is a downgrade. Sue them for false advertisement.

They read that that book about manifesting what you want and ever since it’s been knives out.

Saying that the client is FOSS, but the server is proprietary, I like saying you have a chastity belt - with a ventilation hole in the back.

You finna get effed in the a.

What if… just what if… you say “Thank you, big man Blastoise”?

Listen, your family migrated here like a 100 years ago from Europe… so we’ll just assume you’re Tren de Aragua. What? No, this has nothing to do with you being an intellectual or a lefty. Now get in the concentration ca-I mean; the extralegal detention centre… yes, that’s it.

Very well done. You’re booked at the stockade for the entirety of next week.

The battle is lost (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

The arms race is real (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

Crypto is still bullshit ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ

But AI is here to stay ʕ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠ʔ

Yeah, I don’t like it either (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

I even hear Norway’s getting a navy (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

This is the worst Disney secret agent teen action tv show ever.

I got my regular “off-brand taxi” habibi on standby. In case I need it, I send him a signal and he swoops by as I take a flying leap into his car and we scoot tf out of there in his hatchback.

Walking around to test the shoes was almost impossible, but usually gathered a little crowd to cheer the lassie on.

No dog? Antichrist. How do I know? Look at the president of Ireland and his dog.

I bet you could have a transcendent discussion with that dog under a Bodi tree.

Light would emanate from behind the dog, as it would muster human words and say “Trump is the death of the soul.”

Your heart sinks, for now you have seen beyond the mask of the world eater. Behind layers of oil and fat lay the hungry maw of a demon - and you thought he was the savior.

His tiny, cold hands are placed on your shoulder as he starts massaging you from behind. It’s as if your spirit was tickling his nose, as if one snort would absorb your effervescent soul from your body, and be swallowed into a pit of despairing souls as he breathes down your neck. He wants more, and more, and more souls for his maw, his crawdad declaring “Daddy’s home” as tendrils protrude from his gullet, tickling the nape of your neck - letting off a murmur from one of his many bellies.

Hi, I’m Dan Clondyke and this was an excerpt from my book “Trump, the demon of gluttony”, a manuscript originally drafted for a Steam Workshop hentai dating simulator, which was instead made into a 7 book horror fantasy series based around Trump grabbing forever by the pussy - and ripping it in twain.

I’ll be doing a reading in Boston this weekend at the “Yes, there’s a market for this sort of thing” expo, in the “Pseudoporn” projector room.

Incidentally, I’m completely daffy, but it hasn’t impeded my political career.

Human society just has to round this one up by ishowspeed randomly slamming open some entrance near Musk, taking aim and lining up a smack - which is accelerated by speed leaning into it with a double flip - that explodes on to Elons face, effectively implanting Elons skull into the center of a small crater.

The monument of his remains will be maintained to inform future generations of what had transpired that day.

Look at those evil immigrants. No doubt they’ll… they’ll… hold on, can we use some AI to replace the stock photo with brown people? Thank you.

Wow, he’s doing what Putin wasn’t stupid enough to do. But the question is: are the republicans stupider?