“Sex me oh sexy sex haver!” -Hot ladies seduced by loud engines driving swiftly away never to return.

D-Bag: (Revs overly loud Honda)
Hot lady: I dare say I wish to mate with this fellow.
SITUATION WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

This appears to be a diagram of my cat feeling “trapped forever” when I close the door with her in the room.

I’m just typing “deez nuts” repeatedly while looking determined.

Satan: I know. It was like the only thing on their menu I actually liked. Give me back the grilled stuffed burrito!

I just wish there was an OS that was bloated to heck and back, and tried to shoehorn AI into weird places.

Looking at awesome rockin boobs will not make you a Pokémon master.

Crazy how one night of “booOOOOooo” results in a redistribution of wealth.

If there’s a better way of sanitizing my chicken wings I’m all ears.

This was a really sad movie, especially when he found out about sudo in the end.

From the cover of Dwight’s new novel: A Murder on Schrute Farms

My favorite! Cocaine!

There are many reasons why horses are legally reptiles including egg laying, accounting, and sun bathing. If you want I can make an anime drawing of a horse lizard.

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There is one who I could follow. One I could call king.

Her lips quivered as his eyebrows quivered. She looked at him like a dog staring at a ham.

Santa is offering free credit monitoring for a year to affected accounts.