Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 month agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down19
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square13fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoIf you're constipated and happen to have a vagina, you can press the back wall of your vagina with your thumb and squeeze the poop out like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down113
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareIf you're constipated and happen to have a vagina, you can press the back wall of your vagina with your thumb and squeeze the poop out like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square27fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-25 months agoSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down15
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-25 months agomessage-square4fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 6 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down16
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square1fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down19
arrow-up1170arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agomessage-square24fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 8 months agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down111
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square8fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 8 months agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down111
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square16fedilink
LemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agoREDACTEDplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down110
arrow-up1-8arrow-down1message-squareREDACTEDplus-squareLemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square5fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1imageSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down12
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offCold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
A_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square14fedilink
