Smash

Patents a way to deliver ads?

So if we just patent all the ways to push ads and never sell the rights we can stop all of this?!?

Man supporting the leopards eating people’s faces party files lawsuit after leopards ate his face

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Ya don’t fuckin say

There is no Republican Party anymore, no Democratic Party either. The play between progressive and conservative ideals is gone. There is now a party for halfway sane people and a cult of personality. The Republican Party sold its soul to Trump.

Democrats don’t need to pretend they’re progressive anymore nor do they need to pander to evangelicals. They’re the only game in town now for better or worse.

It’s most useful to take 2-3 hours before bed to reset your circadian rhythm. Essentially it mimics the melatonin you make at sun down to prepare your body for sleep. You only need 1-2 mg to do this.

/s’nt

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Trump may be an aspiring fascist dictator but this is giving him way too much credit

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

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I’ve never felt so seen

No thanks. If I want to feel like I’m falling into a black hole all I have to do is read the news.

This isn’t socialism it’s just taxes, or welfare. Of course the American system thinks welfare is socialism so there’s that.

Wouldn’t stay poor for long with all that insider trading money

Is it just me or were the underwear added on later?

To decide if the list of trumps illegal actions are considered official like social media posts. Now that the rule is set to protect anything official Biden only has to put it on white house stationary to make any action legal.

You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate