Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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8·5 days agoThere are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.
2·6 days agoYes
God dammit Loch Ness monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
31·16 days agoHalley is the one who predicted its return mathematically. I’d say that’s more significant than seeing it twice in one lifetime and supposing that it’s the same comet.
27·16 days agoSorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕
10·18 days agoHomer, give him what he wants!
spoiler
Mr. Burns cuts off beer after Homer refuses to give him Bobo. Barney reacts in character.
Makes sense that he’d use an antique.
8·21 days agoNo, it’s “re” like the subject of an email. “Re: diculous”
16·21 days agoI could write a comment on this if you want.
2·23 days agoThe cars belong to commuters whose car use would be reflected in their home county instead of SF.
30 years ago my music teacher told me that in Chinese-language singing it’s the consonants that are sustained.
The modlog says for being a bot.
The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.
He’s got a board with a nail in it!
24·1 month agoAre there examples of censorship or prior restraint you’d like to highlight?
Ctrl-F“plato”Required reading
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The true captain will give up the chair rather than see it cut in half.