Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t?

I’m going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You’ll learn your lesson real quick.

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

Mirab, with sails unfurled

What episode is that?

I kinda wished reddit had that too. Particularly if you want to catch up on news after x amount of time

Probably because it wasn’t made by an actual reddit user

It would be funny to buy an ad that said that if it didn’t involve giving him money

Even in their ads for ads they have to get their content from their user base

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn’t a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

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But just think of all the value this creates for its potential shareholders

I’m not going to claim I know what’s happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it’s even funnier

I’ve done some weird stuff like making the volume wheel on the keyboard scroll or perform other functions, and it came in pretty handy in text editors or browsers, but less handy when you want to turn the volume down. Any time you have some weird idea like that, there’s usually a pretty feasible way to make it work.

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

K

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Cat: did you know that only 50% of people can fold their tongue like this?

Me: I didn’t know you could talk.

I want multis, although that’s probably less app-specific than a Lemmy thing. I liked being able to put all the best news subs in one place, all the entertainment stuff in one place, etc

After they changed up the front page years back, I switched to almost only using multis

I’m still new, so maybe there’s a way to do something equivalent that I haven’t found