Why doesn’t she- the bigger one- not simply eat the other one?

Oh, she does? Perhaps humans are more ruthless than I thought.

Take care of him. His name is Geraldo and he must be bathed every night at exactly 17:34 or he will summon Azathoth from his slumber. World’s fate is your hands. Gotta go.

Can I offer you an nice egg in this trying time?

True, but this is just a dumb satire on basiclemmon98’s post that erroneously conflates individualism with capitalism. It’s not a political statement to take seriously.

You said there would be no fact checking.

I just picked a font that looked like the Facebook posts. I’m more into typos than typography. I only know boulders & italians

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

This person politics!

The “left-right” spectrum is too vague to be of any real use.

“leftist unity” is just “trickle down economics” for Marxists.

Groated and porridge pilled

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