The actual speech

Cars that can handle the winter weather, traction control and ground clearance

Heated everything

Isn’t that a truer reflection of a true to life story? There are no “endings”, life goes on

Upvote the idea, not the art

That’s what they do, not what they tell people they do

Tube pastas are the best at holding on to the sauce

Why is this the only article that discusses Carney and Venezuela?

Answer to my own question, political white noise.

They are treating these countries like trading cards

Nazis be nazis

Prudes be prudes

Because if the stripe down the side and the flaps between limbs

They were less intense

Doc: Don’t worry David, the Ketemine will kick in shortly and then we’ll get started on the surgery.

Patient: But Doc, my name isn’t David

Doc: I know, I’m David

Why do they even have that lever?

Why is Canada in this?

Is Marge supporting Homer in this meme or scared of him?

You lost

Is he trying to get into your bed to eat the soybeans?

Or is he already in your bed, but he’s struggling to eat the soybeans?

That’s what I love about these milfs, man. I get older and they stay the same age

Gives me more time in the abandoned toy factory - turned Christmas cookie bakery

Natural selection

Their offspring will be better equipped than most at evading a shooting

Somehow Bill Nye has returned