This is a joke headline, right? Jenny McCarthy and hanging-chads.

Says you!

Hell of a typo. Fixed. Thanks.

And then there’s Gulf Guild Wars 2 that just gives you both options.

RFK Jr’s wife Cheryl Hines (from Curb Your Enthusiasm) said she’d divorce him if he took a position under Trump. I guess that’s not too much of a concern for him.

Starbucks is a publicly traded company owned by its shareholders. But still, fuck Nestle. Also fuck Starbucks for being union-busting asshats.

Costco Travel login page never loads for me in Firefox. Specific sites my kids use for school don’t work either. I wouldn’t say it happens regularly, but often enough to be annoying.

What year is it?

The nurse assisting my wife while she was giving birth did this for her while helping dialate prior to delivery. It wasn’t something they warned us about in the birthing classes.

The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest.

Merica gave England that other L.

Was it unsalted butter? Salted butter can be left out for a while, certainly more than a few days without concern, but unsalted needs to be refrigerated.

Look into the current grocery monopoly in the making. Kroger is attempting to purchase Albertsons/Safeway.

A nice and public “fuck you” to C-level staff in tech. Remote work isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Literally the plot of Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

I’d be more concerned about ripping into anything with a capacitor. Microwaves are absolutely off-limits if you don’t know what you’re doing.

Hell, both times I was actually asked to come in, they dismissed me just for having friends who were cops.

https://youtu.be/3S16b-x5mRA?si=nOH2Y7f0ZPYAO7Vw

That’s not Pooh, it’s Plop.

Uranium fever has done and got me down