Well as long as no one tries to convince me there are more than four lights…

should be impeached

Impeached and then executed for treason.

Gotta start them while they’re young! Cuts back on down time for the meat grinder.

So far I have yet to see ANY form of ICE in uniform with proper identification visible, so as far as I am concerned these kidnap victims would have been within their constitutional right to defend themselves by any means necessary, using whatever force they can. If that means ICE start getting executed when they “forget” these things, well so be it. It’s what they deserve for dressing like that/behaving like that/insert right wing excuse for assaulting women a minorities here.

I just repeated this to a table of 6 and got nothing but blank stares.

5 of them genuinely thought we found WMDs Iraq/Afghanistan

One had no idea what I was talking about and thought the war was entirely about the world trade centers.

I am surrounded by morons.

The strike through is there SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE it’s kidnapping, and the italics are the “official” line.

It’s supposed to be a text indicator like /s indicates sarcasm.

Well then by definition, it’s no longer secure.

From a certain point of view.

Maybe this will give people some fabulous ideas.

“Tourists hit cyclist and fled the scene”

… Probably Americans.

reads the very next line

Wow, I’m soooooo surprised. Shocked, even.

Can American tourists not be shit for FIVE MINUTES???

“genocide is okay as long as it’s the right people”

-someone insane

Personally, I think suppressor should be the least of illegal things about firearms.

The majority of the people I know with one have it so they don’t bother their neighbors as much and they have a little extra buffer zone for their earpro.

I’d much rather it sound like my neighbor is using a large sledgehammer all day than gunshots.

The masks, lack of clear identification (not “I’m a cop” but actual identifying information), and what looks like 270 rounds of ammo waiting to go for a supposed kidnapping deportation are of FAR greater concern.

Can we just tow them both beyond the environment?

Everybody gangsta till the trees start speaking Pictish BARBARIC HEATHEN language.

They never wanted to stop human trafficking.

They want to be in charge of it.

now I know for sure covid was going around even before the pandemic was announced.

My friend group was making jokes and memes about it in december of 2019, so 100%.

I wish you a rapid recovery.

Funny Spock

Oh god please no

Give me socially awkward, trying to be funny but not quite getting it yet Spock.

some googling later

Well, shit. Glad I buy secondhand books at every opportunity, otherwise I would have given money to a human sized pile of shit.

Sorry about that sensor glitch, I’ll get right on repairs.

I’ve got to figure out how they keep slipping past the isolation matrix…