RustyLog
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Europe@lemmy.dbzer0.com•[Video] German cops watch patiently while the least obvious undercover agent in history vandalizes a storeEnglish
15·2 days agoDid they arrest the woman for foiling their plan?
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•[Video] U.S. military air defense systems seen deployed around President Trumps Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach after rumors of strikes on IranEnglish
2·2 days agoHow much has he insured it for?
How much will he get if it is destroyed?
Fill them with gunpowder and add a fuse. That would make a pretty Paloma
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•Someone is going to say this is amazing.English
5·7 days agoPost a picture when you do.
We did this when I was a kid (with only one sibling); We would cut a 0.5l ice cream brick in half. The one who didn’t cut would select his piece first.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They'd love to die from dysentery!English
10·7 days agoIf you have a bidet you can make any poop diarrhea.
You forgot:
3. Generate CSAM

- How high are you?
- Yes.
Nah, just repeatedly insert a cylinder into the mouth hole and the gunk will be expelled through the eye holes. 🎃
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•One fine evening in the castle [Don Martin]English
32·21 days agoThat’s completely MAD!
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks.English
2·22 days agoFeed me senpai!
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I’m watching something on tv and a dude strangled another dude with rattle snake. Is that possible? What’s the tensile strength of a snake?English
1·26 days agoI don’t think the tensile strength of one snake is enough, it would take two. If the snake had just eaten another snake before going to snake heaven it would without a doubt be enough to strangle a normal sized guy. 😵🐍🐍 Hsssssss!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's a very revealing photo of himEnglish
4·27 days agoDo you think he tried to crawl into her? Lubed up that little head of his Diddy style and then just pushed his dome against her orifice?

(Sorry about the quality, my editing skills on this thingamajingy are absent.)
Worst flavor? Have you tried petrol or brake fluid?
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Games@lemmy.world•What’s everyone top 5 games of all timeEnglish
71·1 month agoGhost n Goblins (C64)
Super pipelines II (C64)
Giana sisters (C64)
Spy hunter (C64)
Diablo II (PC)




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