Here’s to our “wasted potential!”

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

You didn’t even have to say the last sentence. That story was all I needed to hear to convince me!

It was technically the last half of the previous movie, so the intro isn’t required.

I am outraged! Obviously the answer is no!

Is that Pliny the Elder, or Pliny the Younger?

Don’t want to end up with an 18 inch stonehenge.

2016 Toyota Camry.

Paid off and still kicking. Spent more on it than any vehicle I owned before, but it’s made up for it in the long run by not needing any major repairs.

Taking my car in for inspection used to be scary. Now, it’s just whether or not its time for brakes or tires yet.

I’ll take “People arguing with comments they didn’t understand” for $500, Alex.

Ohhh. So THAT’S what Trump means when he says he’ll bring more Jobs to the US.

Shit got weird. Real weird.

If you decide to play this game, (you should) don’t give up on it at least until shit gets weird.

Get out of the cabin!

But it could help your family in civil court.

Some guy known only as “The Brazilian”

The only thing I know about him is that he was not Brazilian.

Since this answer is the least fun, it MUST be the most correct.

He’s definitely a college professor. Probably Math, but maybe history.

So pretty!

Did you happen to learn this during an Among us Stream?

Microwave popcorn. It’s convenient enough that I can make it easily any time, but just inconvenient enough that it doesn’t all get horked down on the first day.

It is weird and in a cabin, so I think it’s likely. It punishes you hard for making a mistake, but some overpowered cards and abilities can instantly win the match for you. It’s a good balance that keeps me trying.

I reported back under another comment here if you’re still interested!