Same as it ever was.

I just posted mine under another comment. Probably works for similar reasons as yours, but with more showmanship! 😂

I call mine disbelieving the hiccups.

Immediately after a hiccup say the following in it’s entirety before your next hiccup:

“Hiccups are defined as a spasm of the diaphragm. A spasm is a random tensing of a muscle. If spasms are random, they cannot occur in a pattern. Therefore these hiccups do not exist.”

I’m pretty sure it works because you are focusing your attention on saying the phrases quickly, and causing irregular breathing. But it’s a lot more fun to tell people that they go away when you stop believing in them.

Disclaimer: For whatever reasons, this trick does not work for drunken hiccups. If anybody knows what the difference is, I’d love to know, because I’ve always thought it was strange that it never works when someone has been drinking.

I can definitely see this, and I do not doubt there are a LOT of people that fit your description perfectly.

Of course action is better than words, but words are better than silence. Silence is acceptance.

Might want to flip back, because you’ve been bamboozled.

"In fact, a spokesperson at Henry Ford Health told journalists seeking comment on the study that it “was not published because it did not meet the rigorous scientific standards we demand as a premier medical research institution.”

The organization that actually did the study believed that it was flawed for multiple reasons:

“the study’s main comparisons are tilted. The follow-up time was short and uneven, kids had unequal chances for diagnosis, and the two groups were very different in ways that matter. The methods used did not adequately fix these problems. Because of this, the differences reported in the study do not show that vaccines cause chronic disease.”

There’s no denying that most of the major religions are rooted in racism, and many still promote hate against certain people.

That being said, “fuck you, you ignorant evil enabling asshat” sure sounds like you are making assumptions and vilifying someone you’ve never met based on one trait that you do not agree with.

Sorry, bro, but you’ve become the monster you’re trying to fight.

Oooh! I have a hiccup technique that’s been so effective, that I’ve had at least four different people call me up out of nowhere and ask what it was because they couldn’t get rid of their hiccups.

I’m curious what your technique is.

There’s a saying about “if everyone you meet is an asshole…”

I’m a little suspicious.

Surely they won’t rape and kill MY children!

Because their opinion of white women is formed by the women they interact with in real life. Real people living their real lives, and they not concerned with with becoming the property of these men (if they even deserve that title).

Their opinion of Asian women is formed by their carefully curated collection of Anime, Porn, and dating sims. They aren’t interested in an Asian woman’s thoughts or hopes and dreams. They just want to own one.

It sounds like you’d literally have to take your friend to the moon in order for them to believe anything, but there are reflective sensors (I don’t know exactly what they are called or what they do) that scientists shoot lasers at for science.

Maybe you can find a video that explains them and shows a scientist interacting with them? Although, I suspect they’d just claim that was all faked too.

Cricket.

Your specific example just sounds like superstition, but dark humor is like playing with fire, it can be a lot of fun, but, you have to be careful. There’s a time and a place, and it’s not funny if you accidentally burn someone.

May 2006, Green was honorably discharged after he was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder.

Jesus fucking Christ.

They did eventually put him in prison, where he died, but after reading what they did, that particular sentence really pissed me off.

It better not involve autism.

It’s not completely unreasonable. Even those people you mentioned probably think that most Canadians are good people, and that a small number of people are responsible for their perceived evil.

The Internet never forgets.

Won’t argue with that.

Personally, I’d rather have it dark on the way to work than night before I get home.

Po ta to