He always looks like he’s walking through the TSA checkpoint with cocaine up his asshole.

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Doesn’t he?

If they fucked with sports teams, Americans would finally get upset.

I honestly wouldn’t mind a thick phone if it also included aux port and larger battery.

They last forever and don’t contain forever chemicals.

He can fuck off.

Judge

Veneers are probably the ugliest thing rich people do. I can understand if someone has really jacked up teeth, but most don’t that have them. Im a fan of natural looking teeth.

Future Patrick Bateman.

Someone needs his dolls.

He can goebbels deez nuts

I have IBD. It’s the price I pay for coffee.

Cluck cluck motherfucker

Recommend listening to Last Podcast on the Left for the Aaron Hernandez episodes. 2nd ep, they focus on CTE and the NFL.

Gooch?

I heard “George Floyd Day.”

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Came here to also point that out.

It feels like a museum of how kids dressed in the 00s.