It wasn’t written for them.

Do you live in a country or state where MAID (medical assistance in dying) is legal?

If you do, those laws allow for better than do-it-yourself options.

Why is it inevitable, exactly?

I haven’t exactly seen any evidence that human beings talk less today.

We’re plenty ashamed, don’t worry.

I kind of love Kevin’s insane 3rd person promos.

Are they good? No, not at all. But they are endearing enough for me.

Could be, or at least I hope they’ve got good plans in the works for Hanger.

Just a guess, but redemption from promising to never challenge for the world title again and/or redemption for Kenny losing to MJF.

But AEW PPV names are largely just decorative.

Ohhhh, story time.

I once went to one of these a friend was in (she was Mary, if I remember correctly).

When they went to stab Jesus in the side to confirm he’d died on the cross, the prop retractable spear didn’t retract, and the Jesus actor screamed something along the lines of “Oh, my God, you really stabbed me!” Curtains closed quickly and stabbed-Jesus was replaced by understudy Jesus.

Understudy Jesus was, notably, much shorter.

At the end of the play, Jesus is supposed to ascend into heaven. He did that, but with stage weights set for the first actor… so his ascension was too fast and he screamed in fear.

Then some poor actor in an angel costume had to try and deliver a serious line about “as he departed, so shall he return.”

It was, without a doubt, the most entertaining night of theater I will ever experience.

Been doing yard work for my grandparents most of the day. Not a bad way to spend a Sunday.

That all college professors are either liberals or communists.

I, for one, am an anarchist.

Mick is a treasure.

It’s more that the committee seems to have decided to hire their less qualified friend, but I’d bet money factors in too.

A college I teach for part time posted a full time gig in the department.

I fit every requirement perfectly and then some. I’ve been given a perfect rating on every evaluation I’ve ever had here from both admin and students. My classes tend to fill first because I’m known to be a better teacher than most.

My application was ignored. The job went to someone with an MA in our field (I have a PhD) who has been managing the student success center for the college. She took a pay cut for the role because she wants to go back to teaching.

Not really a meme, but where else am I gonna post this comedy genius?

Triple H isn’t beating the allegations.