1000 SUVs/Monster trucks

3 sedans

2 coupes

1 hatchback

FFS give us more choices with smaller, lighter cars! 15K a year is 40km a day and 280km a week!

Meh, if I’m lucky, I’ll be be able to justify being rid of a car…

I was gonna say she dreamed a dream…

But did they escape inside or outside of Australia?

And we are talking about a dozen people lmao.

I saw more than that many Brits boasting that they had outstayed their visa at the pub last weekend! Not including the bartenders.

“I can’t believe it’s not butter Betoota!”

See?

It’s nothing to do with what humans are doing!

It’s all the heatwaves and cyclones!

Was it due to Sleepy Joe Biden?

Or maybe “Thanks, Obama!”

Wait, ‘Hillary’s emails!’

‘Hunter’s laptop?’

Look, I’m trying REALLY hard here. Who has been the President? With control of the House of Reps and Senate?

“They are eating the wafers and wine!”

Juna Xu… was teased for the phonetic similarity between unrelated English words and her full name.

"So that can translate to ‘tuna zoo’,

Kids are savages.

Though, tbh, anyone with a funny sounding name gets teased at school. It’s not just a migrant, nor what culture you’re from thing.

But the concerning thing is the apparent discrimination based on name in job applications and the workplace. Grow up, Australia!

‘End of the World’ party at my place.

Spread it around.

Shell?

Surely systemd has absorbed it by now!

They’re quite common. Usually called ‘peas’.

were almost write every time

Claude: You too are human, human.

Well, I’ve ruled out mushrooms.

Unless I want to get rid of somebody, in which case they work perfectly as a natural remedy.

I’m dying! Watered down porridge! 🤣

Well, some would argue it’s 100% not milk

ducks and runs away

Oh, I stumbled across this just the other day

• Thins chips: Proudly Australian made. ZERO mention on where the potatoes are from
• Smiths thinly cut: 100% Australian potatoes. Right on the front of the packet. Made in Australia.

Support our local products and produce

I’ve got an idea that will cut work related fuel use by.20% !

A FOUR DAY WORK WEEK.

I seem to have lost my world’s tiniest violin somehere.

• When the populatiin was all British, the English, Irish, Scottish etc all hated each other
• The catholics, CoE and all the other brands of christians hated each other. They’re OK with each other now they can all hate on the Muslims
• When Greeks, Italians and other Europeans started migrating well, all the British lineages hated them.
• When asians started arriving, well all the above started hating on them

The one constant is that everyone seems to have always hated on the Indigenous Australians. Cue Alanis Morrisette.

Make sure to check them all out!

Art is great.

• National Gallery portrait
• Jabba the Rindheart
• Gina the Hutt