It is good to give credit. That is PBF
If I had to ask my boss for permission to use the restroom all the time, I’d probably respond the same way.
PKD has a novel in the same vein: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indefatigable_Frog
“Permission to use the restroom”, like what? What’s he going to do, say no? I can take a shit in your trash can if you’d prefer. I’m not asking for permission, I’m informing you that I’m going to the restroom, deal with it.
hmmm. I think I’d go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)
I LOVE centipedes and all million of their legs
Calm down Satan
If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.
Ha, fat chance! Your centipede would be discretely drone striked very quickly and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.
Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.
Just the fact you thought of this confirms your identity
Reminds me of the video with the two beetles fighting until one gets yeeted into the shadow realm
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f7SgQEoMJvA
I think the original video has been set to private.
I was remembering a different video, but this one was also funny:
Stag Beetle Throws Girlfriend Out Of Tree | Life | BBC Earth
Jump to 2:55 for the bit that the title is referring to
But the hurling habit dies hard
hurl
