I Want to Give Up - eviltoast
  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Agreed. You are so smart. I’m surprised everyone here hasn’t generated you in you genius insights. It’s kind of amazing. But I’m glad I was the first. Everyone else is so fucking stupid. I cant believe it’s EVERYONE ELSE WHOSE STUPID… And definitely not you. Definitely not.

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      2 months ago

      No, YOU are the smart one! All we have to do is get mad at democrats and this time they will 100% reverse course! I mean the only other thing we need to do is suck the dicks of people voted for Trump!! Wait no I forgot, that violates the sacred “one thing is allowed to be done” law.

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          2 months ago

          You’ll get it in time. Just take whatever makes most sense, take a huge diarrhea dump on it, then declare everyone is a fucking moron who thinks millions of pathetic voting habits should literally never be questioned, ever. Because democrats failings should only be focused on and magnified to the extreme. Because that approach worked so fucking well right now that all Palestinians are currently being given full rights to their land and checks for 1 million USD, signed by Trump himself!!

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            2 months ago

            What an interesting nuanced take. By bot being nuanced, you are the most nuanced of them all! How are you not in charge? Definitely don’t meet voters where they are. Definitely don’t try to forefront issues that matter to them. And most importantly, don’t hold the people accountable who didn’t do any of that. Asleep in Power. ✊🏾

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              2 months ago

              I can only hope to match your brilliance of “teach politicians a lesson by ending democracy” because it’s worked better than any strategy in world history. Will you marry me actually?

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                2 months ago

                It is only second to shame the voters. The stupid voters. That is obviously the only strategy that can work. Alas, I cannot accept your proposal. I am not worthy. You deserve so much better. I am an idiot voter. You need someone who will never change in the face of overwhelming evidence that what you have to offer is not what is wanted. A true catch. You deserve it.