Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks - eviltoast

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Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.

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    2 months ago

    And I suppose you require their genitals to be like donkeys and their spunk like that of stallions?