Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers - eviltoast
  • Default_Defect@midwest.social
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    2 months ago

    Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

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          2 months ago

          And with LFS, you need to breed, raise the sheep and then shear them yourself before you get to spin and knit the socks…

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          2 months ago

          But you can tune the specifications of the yarn to theoretically make the socks up to 2% more comfy. In practice your tuning efforts will make the socks less comfortable and tear more easily.

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      2 months ago

      You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

      You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

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      2 months ago

      You have to find the shop and pay some gold, but when you equip them you get +2 programming and can be combined with BLÅHAJ for +2 gender euphoria.