Their pastor didn’t mention that part, and they clearly don’t read the Bible themselves.

We also don’t use apostrophes for plural words.

-pop punk

-emo

That sounds almost as bad as country music

the death cult needs their anti-christ so the rapture can happen

simple

I wish my 94 ford ranger hadn’t been such a piece of shit. It was my first vehicle and that little truck would have come in clutch a lot over the years, but alas.

With their high beams blasting directly into your eyes from your mirrors.

Just leave your login information for the next of kin or whoever to use, no one will know any better.

Buy Tesla’s what?

Because no one is on it. I don’t do twitter/facebook-like social media to interact exclusively with random people. I have no family or friends on Mastodon and couldn’t tell you if any “content creators,” for the lack of a better term, that I follow elsewhere are on it to follow.

Just say “No contest” though, spouting off latin makes you look like a dork.

You need to supply more lemon pledge.

This is the stupidest “umm ackchyually” bullshit meme. Please stop.

Dinner AND a movie? Sign me up.

Lisa needs braces

I wish I wasn’t cursed with knowledge…

There’s HYDROGEN in the WATER, the stuff that BURNED in the HINDENBURG and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

They could just say “son” too, but that might depend more on their relationship.

So what is the proper thing to do when someone’s comment is completely unintelligible to me? The lack of punctuation and using the wrong version of there/their/they’re, to/too, etc. often makes for sentences I can’t even begin to make sense of. They see no problem with it, and other people seem to have no issue parsing it, so asking for clarification usually just gets the same response as being a mean about it, in my experience.

No one is accusing me of raping a cow (I got a milkshake)

No one is blaming me specifically for the state of the environment (I drive a car to get my milkshake)

Yes.