Extra salty - eviltoast
        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          too orange, he’d be a better Mayor McCheese…if it wasn’t for all the corruption.

          bitch is so corrupt he shouldn’t even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

          he’s so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn’t hire him.

          just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he’ll “grab em by the frybox”.

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            Yes they do.

            They absolutely do.

            They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.

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        2 months ago

        Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

        I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

        • car bomb.
        • sawed off shotgun
        • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
        • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
        • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
        • special mention to Novichok
        • biologic (similar delivery.)
        • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

        This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

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            2 months ago

            We don’t need any dead martyrs.

            Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

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          I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

          • car bomb.
          • sawed off shotgun
          • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
          • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
          • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
          • special mention to Novichok
          • biologic (similar delivery.)
          • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

          Keep going, I am really enjoying it.