Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024 - eviltoast

Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

  • self@awful.systems
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    2 months ago

    there is one silver lining: for once, I donā€™t have the cognitive load of another Nix fork to carefully consider switching to. thereā€™s no way in fuck Iā€™m using Ringerā€™s fork under any circumstances, and my brain already filed it away under ā€œweird name, starts with an E, donā€™t remember the restā€ seconds after I closed the tab

    • flizzo@awful.systems
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      2 months ago

      Youā€™re right, Borkfan is too easy to remember, my not-ban fork is now called Frabnok.

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        2 months ago
        > FRABNOK LANTERN
        
        Your lantern explodes into a rant about the wokes, killing you instantly.
        
        *** You have died ***
        
        Your score is 0 out of a possible 10 points, in 1 move. This gives you the rank of Release Manager.