My hero - eviltoast
  • Hegar@fedia.io
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    29 days ago

    Studies consistently show that devil vagina magic is the more effective solution.

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      29 days ago

      I wish I could’ve participated in that study, I love magic!

      DVM: *Pulls out seemingly endless scarves*

      Me: *Claps gleefully*

      DVM: *Makes my head spin around 3 times*

      Me: I didn’t like that one as much

      DVM: *Makes a quarter appear*

      Me: I’m still dizzy from that last trick. Can you give me a second?