Life comes at you fast - eviltoast
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      1 year ago

      You can’t. Those are specially crafted arcane showels from top secret Soviet closed cities. They’re forged from pure Stalinium, tempered with atomic bombs and quenched with the blood of Ukrainian peasants. Even Russia doesn’t have an unlimited supply of them, so only one in each three soldiers gets the shovel!