Socrates the shitposter - eviltoast
  • Lvxferre@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    A literal translation of that glubit would be “she peels off”. It’s fapping/jerking off, not blowjob.

    For blowjobs there’s [ex]sugit (he/she sucks [off]). I could picture Martialis using this in his merdifari, or Marcus Antonius using it to taunt Catullus, like:

    @catullus@kbin “S-s-sed mea Lesbia”? AAAH QVAESO CATVLLE! Lesbia tua gladios mediae Romae suxit! 8==D*: Futue alteram feminam cornute!

    @catullus@kbin “B-b-but my Lesbia”? AH PLEASE CATULLUS! Your Lesbia sucked swords of half Rome! 8==D*: Go fuck some other woman, you cuckold!

    And… yes I know an unhealthy amount of insults in Latin.